asscumber 

mildly derogatory term, the 'ass' part of the word can be pronounced in an American drawl for effect...

I said take the next left, you asscumber!

asscumber by Hannah Morriwoman March 29, 2011

assclubber 

Primitive caveman-like person or persons who is semi-obsessed with hitting random people on their derriere with a large club or other blunt object.

As I walked to Subway, some damned assclubber popped out from behind the building, scaring the daylights out of me. Lucky for me, I had a club of my own, and thumped his ass about 6 times before running back to the safety of my car.

assclubber by Evil95GT June 8, 2009

asscuterie 

Vile untruths and/or billshit spewing from someone’s mouth.

Politicians say anything to get elected even resorting to asscuterie during elections.

asscuterie by Latoleo October 7, 2018

Asstuber

Content creator on YouTube targeting non-active males with workout videos where every day is ass day.

Hi i'm a Asstuber, today is leg day, wait, I meant ass day!

Asstuber by HotInTheCity October 13, 2023

Asscube 

The product of taking ice cubes and inserting them into one’s anus for sexual purposes.

Jessie: Dude, last night I totally got distracted by asscubes. I didn’t mean to blow you off.

Paul: Girl, Surgeon General says that you shouldn’t do that too much or it’ll mess with your anal sphincter.

Asscube by Jessmess May 20, 2019

Asscube 

When someone places an icecube down their pants and into their butcrack, then removes it and throws it at another person-resulting in a bruise

holy shit that guy gave me the worst asscube yesterday! its still throbing

Asscube by ishbarningtar July 10, 2010

assplumber 

1. Proctologist
2. Anyone who literally or figuratively plumbs the depths of the anus. Anal cavities may be those belonging to any mammalian species. Not necessarily but possibly a sodomite.
3. Driver in San Mateo, California who honks a lot and cuts off pedestrians in crosswalks. Usually found in a luxury sedan or SUV.
4. A drunkenly enthusiastic applauder / woohooer of inferior musical performances.

When Dr. Lionel Sphincter was convicted of vehicular manslaughter and arrived at San Quentin Prison, the other assplumbers quickly taught him manners and the real meaning of juris prudence. Malpractice his ass this time!

assplumber by Foetus McSwain August 15, 2007