Angelina Jolie has an assclerk, but she hasn't needed it for the past few years.
Carrie Underwood has a great assclerk, by the name of Paul.
Dick Suckemson: I know, I am her assclerk.
Bob Cummings: What? Nah, nooo. Liar.
Shandra: Really good job, Dick. You pleased me. Heres your 100 for yesterday. And Cummings, why don't you just PULL OUT OF HERE. Your so annoying. kbye