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1. assclapper
Someone so stupid and fat that when they say something, the only sound is the echo of their ass cheeks resonating.
Jimmy is such an idiot -- what an assclapper!
2. assclapper
A person that has the ability to turn on and off their lights with a large clapping fart.
Poor Grandma May is having a hard time keeping her lights on. Her assclapper is not agreeing with the chili.
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