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when you buddy falls asleep in a recliner and you stand over him/her, spread your cheeks and attempt to pick up their face with your ass......It's hard as hell at first just like using chopstix.
Wow, Jay sure was pissed when Danny woke him up with the asschopsticks
by Mailmanjoe May 28, 2005