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Asshatery 

The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.
"His antics were a perfect example of asshatery"
Asshatery by Jeff G. September 17, 2004

Asswater 

ass sweat after you've done physical activity
quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.
Asswater by jimbo July 12, 2003

Escape from Asscatraz 

Sexual act in which the girl is being fucked with her hands handcuffed behind her back and where the keys are inserted anally. Then after fucking, she has to get to freedom herself.
Last night, I gave her an Escape from Asscatraz

Asscrater 

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.
We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.
Asscrater by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

Asswater 

The term used to describe a situation in which you are taking a shit and you drop a big turd, causing the water to splash up on your ass cheeks.
Guy #1: Yo I was eating corn earlier and now I gotta take a shit, I hope I don't get asswater!

Guy #2: Yeah I just got done droppin' turds and my ass is soaked. Fml.
Asswater by J Bizzy October 29, 2009

Asswater 

The water that overflows when a thick shit clogs the toilet.
Dude, the toilet overflowed, and now I got asswater all over the floor.
Asswater by Moth May 17, 2004