asscandy

the wonderful wonderment of a great ever loving scent of sweet putan jus mixed with ass flow like you will snort off of a gorgeous pair of cunt wrappers also known as panties

sniff sniff sniff Snuffy Sniff asscandy, out and in the ever loving tongue of extscy

asscandy by Lonny Joe Black December 16, 2007

ass candy

Noun. A rather good looking piece of ass. Ass that is nice to look at. Ass that is perfect in every way that attract the eye of the public. Like eye candy, except focused on the ass, opposed to the whole good looking person.

Jen has such a great ass, she's some ass candy man

ass candy by r.a.g August 25, 2007

asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

asscandle by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

ass candy

It is a cocktail. It contains 3 oz amaretto almond liqueur and 12 oz cherry cola.

Rachel: What are you drinking, there?
Joey: Ass Candy.
Ross: Give me a glass of that!

ass candy by FriendsFan2006 June 20, 2009

ass candy

comes from the word Ashkandi which in World of Warcraft is a nice two handed weapon

ashkandi or :ass candy" droped last night and my guild is still bitching aboutit

ass candy by pecial August 16, 2006

ass candy

A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.

ass candy by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008

Ass Candy

A Dutch hard or soft candy, or lollipop that at first appears and tastes sweet, but evolves into something truly disgusting and terrifying. Found at most Dutch candy stores, as well as at select restaurants disguised as after dinner mints or sweets.

"Hey Brooney! how is that brown lollipop you got after dinner?"

"Ugh, typical Dutch ass candy"

Ass Candy by Yaotai August 26, 2009