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An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.
Holy shit! That stupid bitch in the Asscalade nearly clipped our front end!
by sassyred April 29, 2009

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