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Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional script kiddies on a global scale. Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails.
FBI Agent: "You're under arrest for unauthorized computer access..." Anonytard: "I haz assburgers!"
by secdouchebag July 20, 2011
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The name that many siblings of those with Asperger's Syndrom give to the disorder.

What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.

An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.
(The doctor has just explained Asperger's syndrom to a young boy. While walking int he hallway he sees anotehr little boy who won't make eye contact with anyone and seems to be staring out into space.)

Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?

or

Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
by carebear12345 September 18, 2009
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The common, incorrect NT pronounciation of the autism spectrum disorder Asperger's.

Most people who says ass burgers (fake) don't have a clue about the spelling or the actual condition of Asperger's (real), and many would rather stay that way.

It's a shame, because any idiot can have Ass Burgers, but it takes a selected few from the population to have Asperger's
Fred is ignorant idiot and has Ass Burgers. Thomas is a geeky but gifted genius with Asperger's
by Layla87 September 30, 2011
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Ass burger

Attempting to lodge your penis between your legs and placing it in-between your arse crack to give it the appearance of a burger. The penis being the meat and the arse being the buns. This move has become popular at parties and a man that can complete this routine is considered a god... for about 30 seconds until others realize how fucking retarded it is.
'Holy shit! Michael is attempting the ass burger... for the first time.'

'Russel had just completed the ass burger... but then shit himself'

'Candace attempted the ass burger... but stopped when realizing she had no penis'

'After 8 cum shots, Larry helped Dev complete his ass burger routine'
by MrMintPlaza June 11, 2009
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A synonym for Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder in the autistic spectrum. It's a disorder whose symptoms come down to an inability to make small talk, so it's a non-issue. Anyone who claims to have Asperger's is an attention whore and probably loves kuro5hin.
I can't talk to anyone about my collection of lesbian furry porn. Not because I don't WANT to, but because I have assburgers (so bad.) I probably wouldn't have assburgers if I could move to Japan.
by Mandatory Douche December 31, 2006
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Pertaining to the sight that men who sit in the front row of an exotic dance club have.
"Hey Joe do you want to grab couple cold beers and enjoy some assburgers while we're at it.
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Usually mistaken for the Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers usually happens when somebody forgets to wipe the anal area after defication in the toilet commode bowl. Sometimes the feces is stuck between the two buttock cheeks or buns, hence the term assburgers.
The kid had a bad case of assburgers, so his mom had to wash his underpants every night.
by Hugh Brough-Kitt March 03, 2011
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