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The name that many siblings of those with Asperger's Syndrom give to the disorder.

What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.

An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.
(The doctor has just explained Asperger's syndrom to a young boy. While walking int he hallway he sees anotehr little boy who won't make eye contact with anyone and seems to be staring out into space.)

Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?

or

Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
by carebear12345 September 18, 2009
 
1.
A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.
"ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1"

~Murray Smith, Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers"
by Rainbringer June 04, 2006
 
2.
False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.
"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"

"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
by harblmonster February 05, 2008
 
3.
1. Unlike its distantly related cousin and professionally recognized medical disease, Asperger's Syndrome, "assburgers" is when someone claims mental defect (that they probably don't even have) as an excuse for socially inept or unacceptable behavior. The term "assburgers" is commonly entered as a mocking rebuttal on Internet forums whenever someones tries to evade (using mental defect as an excuse) being called on for poor behavior.

2. Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out.
Spooks making LiveJournal posts about how they have sex with their pets, act shocked when people turn them in to the FBI, and then feign mental defect as an excuse to make their behavior okay.

Dweebs who act shocked and feign mental defect as an excuse after they get banned from Internet forums after making death threats against the forum moderators.

Pedophilic drawings and the people who draw them being welcomed on various on-line artist communities to form their own special clubs on these websites to talk to each other and "make plans". This is a case where the website owners have ASSBURGERS in addition to the individuals of questionable integrity they allow into their club(s).
by violated cucumber December 02, 2009
 
4.
A person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.
You know, I think Albert Einstein was an assburger, which makes me feel not so sorry for myself.
by mochajoe June 01, 2005
 
5.
A nasty piece of shit that is stuck between your ass cheeks for over four days.
Dude, you smell like an ass burger.
by CPrice May 11, 2006
 
6.
The cool way to refer to Asperger's Syndrome, which is the least severe form of autism and makes you a social retard.
Since I have it, I am allowed to be politically incorrect when discussing Ass-burgers.
by 2coo4skoo April 17, 2005
 
7.
A not-so-good insult for someone with Asperger's Syndrome.
Lucas: Don't be hating, I have Asperger's.

Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?

Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!

Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
by TastyRainbows July 13, 2010