Ashbringer 

The most orgasmic sword in the universe! Especially in world of warcraft! Players would kill their families to have this sword in world of warcraft! Even though it is unobtainable in the game!

Wow player 1: I want the Ashbringer so badly! It was used to kill The Lich King!

Wow player 2: Too bad we can't get it.

Ashbringer by Roman, Bane of the Fallen King December 29, 2012

Assfinger 

The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.

A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.

Assfinger by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009

assbinge 

when a gay guy, who is upset goes on a sexual escapade

His boyfriend was cheating on him , so steve went on an assbinge

assbinge by atia October 12, 2007

assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.

Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.

assfinger noogie by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017

agspringer 

agspringer is the hottest milf lover and tiktoker in existence. if you are mutuals with them its a plus bc that means that you are seggsy af 😫 his posts are also very funny and relatable ☝️😁

a: have you seen agspringers new post?
b: ofc i have! and you know what? i’m her mutual lipbite

agspringer by hanges.gf March 22, 2021

assbanger 

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

assbanger by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

assfingers

Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.

assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.

assfingers by assFACE November 15, 2004