assboobies 

When your cleavage is so abundant, that your breasts form what looks like ass cheeks.

Erica has some excellent assboobies in that shirt today.

assboobies by Vermal May 9, 2008

assblowing 

Adj. Describing on object, idea, or person that is otherwise beyond normal comprehension. An object that in a less stable state of being would cause a complete disruption of ones person or would cause spontaneous combustion, originating at the ass.

1. "Did you hear that little kid on guitar? My God, that was assblowing!!!"

2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."

assblowing by The Bear45 October 19, 2009

assglob

a fatass

get off the couch and go excercise, assglob

assglob by thejake85 April 24, 2003

Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism 

The theology behind when an attractive female has good ass and boob jiggle, with excessive heat radiating from here clitoris and minor outlaying regions.

Damn homie, look at that bitch. She's got some crazy Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism goin' on.

or

She looks like a Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationistic bitch!

Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism by J-HO & MOE January 3, 2008

Assblowing 

When one person spreads a person ass cheeks and blows their hot stanky breath into ones pucker little hole.

Frank: Yo me and my girl tried assblowing last night she came on the spot.

Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.

Assblowing by Nguy69 August 20, 2020

AsSblossom

One who is blooming from within his rectum.

He will soon asSblossom from his asS.

AsSblossom by M-INENT 1 December 1, 2003

assbloke 

an ass bloke is realistically an ass hole.

STOP BEING SUCH AN ASSBLOKE, SANCHEZ

assbloke by ASPHIXEE August 9, 2022