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3.
1. When you have to take a shit really bad and it comes out as a runny burst.

2. Having sex with someone in the anus and having a lot of fun in the process.
1. That asshole Matt left an assblast all over my toilet!

2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!
by Frank Enbeens May 12, 2007
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1.
A mega firey fart
Dude. My ass blast was painful
by Nitro March 02, 2003
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2.
Speckled diarhea spray on the toilet.
I was riding the toilet with major ass blast.
by anonymous April 24, 2003
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4.
when you have explosive diarrhea and no place to go. So haveing to fine a ext place to go
One time at band camp.... i couldnt find the rest rooms so i took a ass blast on the wall.
by haloreach4life September 30, 2010
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5.
forceful anal sex
met this guy last night; boy, did I get my ass blasted
by anonymous April 21, 2003
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6.
When something awful happens that infuriates you, You have an 'Ass Blast' The event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your ass.
Dude, An elf just took my cookie! I'm going to have a gnarly Ass Blast!
by Ricky and Carlos July 07, 2011
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7.
A fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face.
"Dude nice Ass Blast!"

"My brows look like a chemo patient!"
by JakeDaSnake23452 August 03, 2011
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