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Assala is literally the best girl on the face of the earth. She brings such joy and light to life it's amazing. She treats people so sweetly like everyone is her own. She has soft hands and soft hair, a really sexy body, and her body warmth makes you feel amazing. Everyone loves her (even if she doesn't believe it), and damn she's so gorgeous (even if she doesn't believe that either but she really should).

She is very hard to get.
She is a person you can trust and you should never give up on. She needs you as much as you do her. If you are loyal to her she will return the favor, but if u screw with her you lost your chances.

Assala waits for the right man. And if it's you damnnn you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Assala is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Assala is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Assala has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.

When you find a Assala, you better grab her before someone else does.
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Assala by anonymous Ilias September 12, 2019
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assbeater420

Assbeater420 was more than a friend. A partner. A gamer. A chad. Every night I go to bed crying thinking off this horrible loss. Please bring him back. God have mercy on your soul for Allah is regretting your existence. #Justice4AssBeater420 #BlackLivesMatter
bro1:assbeater420 truly was a legend
bro2: yea he was im sad he is gone now
bro1: :sadcowboy:
bro2: did you just say colon sad cowboy colon ?
bro1:wipes forehead

bro2: dont wipe my forhead
assbeater420 by sniperfoxeh August 11, 2020

Assalias 

n. The name given to a chick's ass.
Guy "Damn girl, that thing is huge! What's its assalias?"
Girl "I call her Sheeba."
Assalias by migga please May 5, 2009
When a friends farts smell so bad the person is banned from the room.
That meat feast pizza has given you rotten farts. Fart again and i'll have to give you a five minute assbo from the lounge!
assbo by tilston boys December 8, 2011
ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
Assbath by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019
the tail bone,pelvis ,it pretty much defines itself.
i was screwing her doggystyle and my pubes kept grinding hard on her assbone.

that guys a total assbone
assbone by the real luba May 20, 2008

Assbasket 

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.
Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.
Assbasket by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007