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assbuttnigger 

Someone perceived to as being an ass, butt, and nigger at the same time.
Due to his black ass, he is an assbuttnigger.
assbuttnigger by A woman's penis January 26, 2020

Assbutton 

polite way to say something about your asshole, meme created by Carol Zara.
No more skirts for me (at least until summer). My assbutton is freezing.
Assbutton by Assbuttonsociety November 16, 2009

Assmitten 

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.
John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!
Assmitten by Shambler August 26, 2004

ambitten 

When you can't fart without shitting yourself
Nothing like being ambitten on Father's Day......fml!!!!!
ambitten by Mthistle05 June 18, 2017
Severe Chaffing of your ass as a result of sitting on a dodgy chair for too long.
Man, this chair is giving me some serious assbite.
assbite by Trev & Waf March 31, 2008

assbutter 

The butter that is created from a hasty wiping and a sweaty hot day.
I am churning up a mess of assbutter.
assbutter by Frothywalrus January 19, 2008