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Assassingasm

A: The effect of watching an Assassin in a movie/Video Game or real life and becoming unreasonably ecstatic or aroused.

B: Gaining elation or sexual pleasure from the art of killing someone with great skill, stealthily and/or without the victim knowing who it was that killed them.

C: Witnessing an assassination and becoming sexually aroused instead of frightened.
Person A: "Did you SEE how he lured him into the alley and then slit his throat without him seeing a THING?"
Person B: "Yeah dude! I had an Assassingasm! I think I need new pants..."

Boyfriend: -Sneaks into the room with black clothing and a knife and wakes up girlfriend-
Girlfriend: -Recognizes her BF, becomes aroused by his outfit- "You totally just gave me an assassingasm!"
Assassingasm by Torphius March 5, 2009
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Android Asstaking

The process of taking somebody's ass with the aid of Android Applications.
"My friend was Android Asstaking me all morning doode!"

"What'd he do?"

"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."

"Droid maan!"
Android Asstaking by gickeleshut August 28, 2012

Assbusting 

Your in a bathroom stall, but instead of shitting in the toilet you shit on the floor, ceiling, and walls, and end up puking in the toilet but missing.
Pretty much, you get your shit all over the fucking place. And not the fucking place it should be.
Steve was assbusting yesterday. That shit was everywhere, yo!
Assbusting by MayzieAndTayzie October 24, 2010

Assblasting

When a peer, friend, coworker, or nearby person deliberately lifts or spreads their ass cheeks to fart at you or on you.
Does anyone else realize that Mark has been assblasting you?!?!
Assblasting by greasyginzos March 26, 2013

Assasing 

Verb: Assasing. Pronounced ASSassING.
An activity you have no choice to partake in when a girl or guy falls in love with you, The catch is that they live 10+ Miles away from your current address. These girls and guys are known to..

A. Post on your wall everyday.

B. Ask you out all the time.

C. Troll any pages you have on Facebook.

D. Try and get your attention on a regular basis.

E. Uses words or phrases that you use alot.

F. Makes you sandwiches and does the laundry.

In any of these cases you may then take out and use the emergency word "Assasing"...
"If you live 10+ miles away from me, please... Don't pretend to fall in "love" with me and don't cover me in sweet words. Such thing doesn't exist. Want to be friends? Good. More than that? -.- I could be an assasing rapist and you wouldn't even know."
Assasing by KTCAD<3lol December 29, 2011

Assblasting

The act of having violent diarrhea after one receives a licking or a sucking to his/her's rectal cavity.

Can also be used to describe a person having this done to or for someone
The Assblasting was pretty mediocre last night, almost embarrasng

They are pretty good Assblasters
Assblasting by 5unf1ower August 5, 2016

assbooking

trolling through facebook for ass. booty
Damn i need some pussy, i'ma do some assbooking.
assbooking by donkey toupe February 9, 2010