When a womans ass starts to increase in size, but instead of increasing to just be big and nasty, it does something else.
An Ass Bag retains it's upper dimensions, but increases down the leg. It appears to grow out of the upper hamstring region.
To make sure you've seen a true ass bag, just watch it move. You will see the normal ass pieces move accordingly. But the bag will show up in the last portion of the stride(look at the lower butt where it meets the hamstring) as what can only be called...Ass Bags.

The cause of an ass bag is actually the ass starting to lose it's rounded shape. It forms a tear drop and starts dropping down the legs.
http://images.inmagine.com/img/bigcheese/bcp023/bcp023010.jpg

The middle is starting in the process of gaining the status of "Ass Bag Holder" It is only starting the process.

http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17691853.jpg?size=572&uid={25995690-2E67-409D-A763-1D170743973F}

This version would have ass bags, but she's gained too much weight and now the bag is just her massive backyard.

Picture evidence is not common with this condition.
by The Jenkernaut August 27, 2008
Top Definition
a complete asshole. someone who sucks really really bad and doesnt give 2 shits about other people
That kid who just cut me off is a complete assbag
by Paul April 03, 2003
Same thing as a douche bag. A bastard that deserves a dirty ass whipping. A person that is one massive bag of dirty ass.
Dude Tony is such a dirty ass bag.
by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003
1. slang word for someone who represents that of a colostomy bag (derived from being full of s**t).

2. a**hole
Because of his choice to leave the drowning baby in the lake though physically able to have saved it, the man was a renowned assbag.
by tr0n December 31, 2003
What you call an asshole that is being more than an asshole.
Dude, you're bein an assbag...
by Swami0586 August 01, 2005
The epitome of all asses; a derogatoy word (noun) typically utilized in defiling a particular species of homosapien expressing excessive abnormal behavior.
Hey assbag, get the hell off of the road!
Your mother sucks assbags in hell!
by Chris McK February 27, 2006
A couple of friends and I were trying to think of a way to properly describe a guy who was such a jerk. We couldn't decide if he was an asshole or a douchebag. Thus became, Assbag!
He is being such an Assbag!
by melia433 June 12, 2008
Fan-modified catchphrase of Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander of Legend of the Seeker/Sword of Truth. Applies to any situation.
Save Our Seeker you assbags!
by visionhale May 24, 2010
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