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2.
1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.

2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!

3. Jeff Goldbloom.
by Trav's party July 02, 2006
 
1.
A piece of cooked, crispy bacon eaten out of someone's ass.
Hey Steve, did you have any assbacon this morning? No? Well, have one from my ass.
by oriori1 November 18, 2006