Ass Attack 

An ass attack is when you are feeling completely normal without the feeling of having to take a shit. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere you have to shit and shit BAD!! You pretty much have less than one minute to find a toilet. It can happen anytime or anywhere.

I was standing in my kitchen feeling completely normal making dinner then all of a sudden I had an Ass Attack, so I ran to the bathroom and pulled my pants down just in time to make it in the toilet.

Ass Attack by Tim_M_G February 18, 2009

asstracks 

Streaks of shit that are left on the rear side of a toilet seat. They are usually left by an unsanitary wanker who doesn't clean up after him/her self. A sanitary individual who would like to use that toilet must then remove the asstracks with a moist towlette or equivalent.

I really had to use the public restroom, but I couldn't clean off the asstracks.

asstracks by frankieman June 23, 2005

Ass Attack 

the sudden attack of the anus

joey planned a stealthy ass attack

Ass Attack by KiNkyKelLy July 30, 2006

Ass Attack 

the runs, diarrhea

after eating that enchilada I had an ass attack

Ass Attack by moi December 8, 2003

Ass Attack 

Giving it hard, deep and fast in your anal orfice

my girlfriend loves an ass attack...she loves it

Ass Attack by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Ass Attack Snack 

While having anal Intercourse with a woman a man pulls his penis out to discover it covered in shit. While the man goes to rinse off his penis the girl makes her way to the restroom to take a shit. While she is sitting on the toilet the man surprises her by putting his unwashed shit covered log in her mouth and forces her to suck it until he finally ends the evening by ejaculating into her mouth.

My wife finally let me give her the Ass Attack Snack last night.

Ass Attack Snack by Cheesepacker69 January 20, 2020

Ass Attack Logan 

Also known as the famous Canadian poop eater. Made his first million by selling VHS tapes to Japan on which he ate green and brown shit.

Logan takes that shit.

Ass Attack Logan by Kyo March 21, 2003