Broke-asstinating 

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.

Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.

Broke-asstinating by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

Kennedy Assasination 

When a male is masturbating or being jerked off by another, laying down, and ejaculates in his own eye.

Fabian was cranking it to gay porn on his bed and ended up giving himself a Kennedy Assasination.

Kennedy Assasination by Carpet Monster November 28, 2006

asscinating

when you can't stop staring at that booty

I got caught asscinating my cousin and had to eat a stick of butter for punishment

asscinating by Girdlemaster January 16, 2015

assassinatin' 

(v) when somebody does something in fine execution or very well. Generally used in reference to jokes, fashion or dancing.

1. Wow, John practically has people falling out of their seats with his stand up routine tonight. He's assassinatin'.
2. Dang, shawty came correct today. She assassinatin' in that dress.
3. Matt was assassinatin' with that krumpin he was doin' at Kate's sweet 16. I think she was jealous of his performance.

assassinatin' by Kah-Toh February 11, 2009

Kennedy Assasination 

A Kennedy Assasination is a weed smoking session. Named because President Kennedy's brains were "killed" and when smoking high concentrations of marijuana, large amounts of brain cells are destroyed.

"Dude you wanna go do a Kennedy Assasination?" "Blunt or bong?"

Kennedy Assasination by fuckyeahamerica April 1, 2010

The Assasination 

While doing a girl from behind, right before you're about to cum, take your elbow and bring it down onto her neck as hard as you can knocking her out while yelling "Assasination!" Then jizz on her back and crouch on her repeatedly.

Dude, Sexy Chaos did The Assasination 5 times the other day. He was on a running riot...

The Assasination by The Real Bone October 1, 2005

Cum Assasination 

When a guy unexpectedly & with no warning blows his load on a girl.
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My girl was on the computer & I hit her on her face with the funniest cum assasination but she is really pissed!

Cum Assasination by Talented_Tongue February 13, 2022