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6.
messed up or screwed up situation
or in a absurd conflict with a person(s)
this is assanine i cant take this (pissed)
this is total assanine when u get busted with a friend or 2 (the situation)
this conversation is assanine (when talking to someone in a absurd conflict)
by nick October 20, 2004
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1.
It's spelled "asinine."
Just thought you people should know... it's a real word, you just spelled it wrong.
That brat always makes asinine remarks.

/assanine
by bluediamond286 December 04, 2007
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2.
the act of telling someone that there ugly and there ass is nice
that girl over there is assanine.how do u figuare? well i gave her face a 2 and her ass a 9
by §lick nick November 10, 2008
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3.
Ass-a-nine:
When a girl has smokin body and nice butt
Friend: "did you see that girl"
Me: "oh ya, I would definitely give her an assanine"
by That-One-Kid February 26, 2014
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4.
Pronounced: ass-uh-nine

Adj.
1. Describing an action that only one who comprises of ass-like characteristics would perform.
Guy #1: I was playing Call of Duty MW2 and this guy kept running around with the marathon, lightweight, and commando perks stabbing people silly and pissing people off.

Guy #2: Man that is so assanine. I would have left the match rather than continue to play with that asshole all day.
by nakker December 12, 2009
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5.
someone with a really nice butt.
Whoa! I give that girl assanine.
by Edison D May 24, 2006
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