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1.
Someone who is 100% ASS and goes around "prancing" as such
That Jill is SUCH an ASSALOPE! Just look at her a prancing around!
by Brad Albert November 04, 2005

Words related to assalope

alope ass antelope ass-a-lope assilope prancing travel
 
2.
Smelly little creatures that tend to live under your beds, mate during spring, travel in herds.
"A herd of assalopes stole my lighter!"
by Ben Andetti December 30, 2007