The act of sticking your nose between someone's ass cheeks and eskimo kissing their asshole.

When a girl really likes you and you like her, and instead of kissing her, you give her a pussy ass hug.

This is a specific medical procedure used to remove the lips of a parasite employee (while the species of parasite is unknown, it is of the Toddite Genus)(usually of a lower rank)from the ass of the host employee (usually a superior of the parasitic employee). It is however a dangerous procedure as the parasite employee can suffer from serious ass kissing withdrawls. This frequently results in them becoming reattached to said host's ass again but with a stronger suction. If this is the case, a strong course of antibiotics is needed. Third generation antibiotics are usually required as many parasites are resistant to methycillin.

is the term used to describe the fine art of ass kissing a guy does in order to get themself out of the "dog house" with the girlfriend or wife. The term was derived by taking the two most common words from the mans ass kissing honey and baby. I'm sorry honey, baby, honey.... I love you so much baby, honey, baby....

(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.

where a man and woman are kissing or fucking and the man grabs her ass and pulls it toward him as he does this his fingers go in her ass.
Thought by some to be hot.