1.a person's whose ass you want to kick and/or a trick
ass-ho. 2. someone who is dumbfounded in a very obvious situation that you find annoying
1. "here he comes! watch me trip this 'ass-jacket'!"
2. ashley: "1+1=2?"
david: "duh you 'ass-jacket'!"
Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.
Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.
For the love of all things sacred, it certainly isn't what that other guy wrote. Holy shit.
My name is not a form of gay sex.
one who realizes he is an ass and thrives at it
Gene is an ass jacket.
1) a person who is all ass inside. Only skin covers this fact.
2) dork or nerd who ties his sweater around his waist
1) You forgot to zip up your assjacket, boss.
2) That assjacket couldn't get laid at a Star Trek convention.
This is the act of wiping your sweaty, quivering, pink cornhole with a chef's jacket you are about to return to a kitchen you're no longer employed at. Best if used in a spiteful manner.
"That cocksucker who fired me is wearing the ASSJACKET...I can still see corn on the sleeve."
When you tie a hoody around your waist
Gawd look at that assjacket. This assjacket sure keeps my ass padded and warm.