1. To beat someone pretty bad at something. Used the same way as the word "own"
2. To handle a girl's ass; To screw her.
1. I'm gonna ass-handle you so bad at poker.
I just got ass-handled in Madden 07.
2. See that girl over there? I'd ass-handle her any day.
I ass-handled this girl the other night, and it was awesome.
1. to completely fuck something up. 2. to beat severely, like "own" among gamers. 3. to fondle someone's ass/have sex with them.
1: Wow, man, way to ass-handle the situation...fucking idiot...
2: Oh, damn...you just got ass-handled.