When your ass literally blows up in a fiery ball of shit, flames, and intestines.
Jessica: Was that a bomb?
Chris: No. I had a bit of an ass explosion. I hate when my ass fucking explodes!!
by NaziFucker June 4, 2019
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The results of eating at a cafeteria in any of the SUNY schools. Explosive Diarhea.
"God, I only hade enough time to get back to my room before I had to let my ass explode."
by Nickaliss March 29, 2004
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There are 10 things that can cause an ass explosion:

1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)

Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:

Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
Shit, I ate too much. I'm gonna have an ass explosion on the toilet later. Gross!
by Vampira Andres May 29, 2023
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When you immediately sit down on the toilet and your ass explodes like a volcano.
After eating Taco Bell I barely made it to the bathroom with a severe case of lava ass explosion.
by Joey Norris January 4, 2019
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The brutalist, most ear piercing, intense music you will ever hear in your entire life.
Guy 1-Yo i cant wait for Guy Fieri's Giant Ass Explosion Dramatica' new album "duct taped to a moose('s cock)!!
Guy 2-I know i cant wait to hear such classic songs as barftrails, and cellino and barnes.
by gfgaed February 15, 2009
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A penitant convict on death row found religion and repented his crime. From then on, he stuck a pin in his ass everytime he sinned through thought, word or deed. When executed on the electric chair, the amount of metal embedded in him made his ass explode in a huge mushroom cloud of blood and shit.
by Tsing Shi Tao May 16, 2004
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Excess expulsions from the anus, whether it be too much gastric explosions (gas), or excessive diarrhea...which can be caused by the consumption of chineese take out (a.k.a. cat/msg), or spicy food (i.e. thai).
I was sitting on the toilet, and boy did I ever have explosive ass syndrome! I was wish my ass was inactive like a dormant geyser.
by Rottin' Ronny July 30, 2006
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