skunk-ass drunk 

When being drunk as a skunk is taken to the next level & can no longer describe your state of drunken shenanigans! Typically occurs during epic nights at Jake's Bar in the Dub-C. Gettin' wasted while slammin' down $1 beers and continuously & sporadically shouting out "skunk-asssssss drunk!!" to your homies. Dwayne just stands behind the bar shaking his head, adjusts his wristbands, smooths out his fu manchu, pours another beer, flips you off, tells you to go fuck yourself, grins like a son-of-a-beoootch!

Rush- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Rush- "I just put $5 in the juke box! 20 throw-back jams!!"
Niner- "Fuck you Dwayne!! Gimme another highlife & a shot of Jack!!"
Rush- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"

skunk-ass drunk by rush4psu October 8, 2014

yo ass drunk

You drunk..like you don't know what you're talking bout and if you do it's nonsense or you just talking to be talking or doing some for no reason

Jolie:when we gone get into a real relationship it's been 4 months

Keef: what? Bih yo ass drunk

yo ass drunk by Bihh August 11, 2016

Piss-Ass Drunk 

N.
Def.: What happens when you drink too much Nesquick chocolate milk with no booze.

"Oh, man! I got piss-ass drunk from drinking too much chocolate milk! Believe me, I'm from East Tenneessee, and you'll find some of the weirdest mother @#$%ers there.

Piss-Ass Drunk by ColonelJ February 1, 2004

dumb ass drunk 

A drunk that is stupid as fuck and can’t talk at all

Oi mate you are a dumb ass drunk

dumb ass drunk by Best cunt in the world May 6, 2019

ass-rocket drunk 

When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.

"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"

ass-rocket drunk by newton64 April 4, 2008

drunk ass bitch 

A combination of the drunk ass and drunk bitch.

An extremely inebriated bitch ass ho. Usually at the point of being called a drunk ass bitch, one does much stupid shit that is often not remembered.

"Phil where the fuck are you??"
"Dude I have no fucking idea."
"DRUNK ASS BITCH.

drunk ass bitch by dodolove August 28, 2010

Tycho Brahe's drunk ass

The ass of famed astronomer Tycho Brahe when he was on one of usual drunk rampages.

Tycho Brahe's drunk ass was shown when he lost a broadsword duel with Manderup Parsbjerg. Tycho Brahe was stupid and his drunk ass was shown to fight while being drunk.

Tycho Brahe's drunk ass by TWSS Hero 87 May 24, 2009