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A vehicle driven by someone who has no concern for other vehicles or for the rules of the road.
That asswagon just cut me off!
by with_a_K July 26, 2011
an ass so draggin

it must be lifted with a wagon
Crystals fat ass is so disturbing.
I think she is two big macs away from a full fledged ass wagon.
by Dracomister7 January 15, 2010
The sort of person who would hack into a website, delete half the files, and laugh when the owner of the site returned in the morning.
Shite! My site got delketed by asswagons again!
by hay thear October 17, 2003
a rickshaw; Chinese transportation device drawn by human power. Many modern day cars known by the slang term "rice burner" can also be referenced by this term.
"If that friggin' douchebag keeps driving his silly little asswagon up and down this street at 100mph,I swear to god, I'm gonna fucking shoot'em!"
by talking goat June 23, 2003
An asswagon is a person in a wheelchair. It can be said that their ass moves by wagon.
Stephen Hawking is funnier than Anne Frank because he is an asswagon.
by Adolph Goatse April 13, 2003
a car driven by a Teabagger (i.e. someone that is an avowed supporter of the Tea Party movement).
There goes another asswagon to the Palin "I'm not quite ready to declare" non-Presidential rally
by Swainly July 27, 2011