Ass strecher
A man with a huge chode that will shove it in your ass and make it impossible for another man to get in there
Ass strecher by Dick moncher March 12, 2017
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tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel
Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007
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Ass Strechter
When someone makes a shit larger than their anus so the shit strechtes the anus. An ass strechter typically causes extreme pain to the victim temporarily
Bob- "AAAAHHH, GET THE FUCK AWAY"
Jacob- "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FROM THE TOILET?!"
Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro
Jacob- "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FROM THE TOILET?!"
Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro
Ass Strechter by Dickker November 30, 2019
asstretchaganza
A play on the act of a good old fashioned corporate ass-raping and the word "extravaganza".
Basically, it's just getting bitched at over silly shit but upper management makes a big deal out of it because they like to yell at people and you're "it". Plus they need a scapegoat. So technically, you DO get paid to be yelled at.
Basically, it's just getting bitched at over silly shit but upper management makes a big deal out of it because they like to yell at people and you're "it". Plus they need a scapegoat. So technically, you DO get paid to be yelled at.
Said to co-worker: "Looks like the company didn't hit the numbers this quarter, I look forward to the asstretchaganza that's gonna go down on Monday."
dragstrip/wrestling announcer/used car commercial voice:
"Monday, Monday, Monday!!! Get ready for the "name of your company here" Asstretchaganza!"
dragstrip/wrestling announcer/used car commercial voice:
"Monday, Monday, Monday!!! Get ready for the "name of your company here" Asstretchaganza!"
asstretchaganza by billyman December 24, 2008
How bout dem knicks?
A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple
A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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