An individual who's head is up their ass so often, and to such an extensive degree that they may need climbing gear to find their way out
"That asshat has officially become an ass-spelunker"
by T-nig February 20, 2015
To explore caves in a Trilsk like manner.
I found my way to the wrong club. It was filled with
by Mr. Er0tic March 15, 2004
One who goes beyond the point of brown nosing, will do anything and go to any lengh to please a boss or superior in the hopes of getting a promotion even if it meens selling out completely.
Did that fucker just rat us out? Yeah,that's not all,he got his own niece fired last week,and now he's our new foreman...what an ass spelunker!!!
by mean mark October 09, 2006