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2.
A crapulous festoonery of unimanginible proportions of snackiness with some ass, sweet succulent ass added for snacktacular perfection. Also, a target of homosexual attraction.
That guy is such an ass-snack....did you see his flagrant use of his forpoopstacka?
by Big Al August 30, 2003
 
1.
A snack that was once- or currently is- inside someone's rectum.
That Jolly Rancher is an ass snacks; Kyle definitely just sat on it.
by richgirl9087 August 11, 2011