Top Definition
Someone who is being a douche bag and tool at the same time... And when the words douche bag and tool just don't work...
Wow Ed is being a Ass pocket.
by IL4MD-1 November 23, 2009
5 more definitions
They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.
"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."
by Adam-Bomb September 27, 2006
Someone who is overly frugal and a jerk about it.
Scrooge is such an asspocket, he wouldn't even give Bob Cratchit a Christmas bonus because it would be a waste of money.
by beatation February 03, 2011
The 375ml bottle of liquor available for purchase. It is small enough to fit in your back pocket, aka your ass pocket.
Guy: I'm halfway through my ass pocket of Jack daniels
Girl: What is an ass pocket?
Guy: 375ml of liquor, it fits in your ass pocket.
Girl: Well it's not on UrbanDictionary.
Guy: It is now.
by Fun Johnny June 26, 2015
They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets , and not the whole fart."
by Adam-Bomb April 27, 2007
They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.
"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."
by Adam-Bomb September 28, 2006

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