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1.
Someone who is being a douche bag and tool at the same time... And when the words douche bag and tool just don't work...
Wow Ed is being a Ass pocket.
by IL4MD-1 November 23, 2009
 
2.
The 375ml bottle of liquor available for purchase. It is small enough to fit in your back pocket, aka your ass pocket.
Taylor: I'm halfway through my ass pocket of Jack daniels
Gina: What is an ass pocket?
Taylor: 375ml of liquor, it fits in your ass pocket.
Gina: Well it's not on UrbanDictionary.
Taylor: It is now.
by Fun Johnny February 05, 2010
 
3.
They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.
"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."
by Adam-Bomb September 27, 2006
 
4.
Someone who is overly frugal and a jerk about it.
Scrooge is such an asspocket, he wouldn't even give Bob Cratchit a Christmas bonus because it would be a waste of money.
by beatation February 03, 2011
 
5.
They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets , and not the whole fart."
by Adam-Bomb April 27, 2007
 
6.
They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.
"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."
by Adam-Bomb September 28, 2006