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1.
toilet paper- paper used to wipe your ass
When you go to the store, pick up some ass paper- I'm sick of using napkins!!
by Foxygrrl1214 June 29, 2006
 
2.
a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper
Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass
by terry liaros July 14, 2008