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1.
One who noodles asses. A common variation of turd snatching.
John likes to have his ass noodled while playing WoW.
 
2.
Parasites, ie worms, discharged from the rectum.
A few weeks after returning from Cambodia, David noticed a large concentration of ass noodles in his bowel movements. This is because he was a dumbass and drank the water in that country.
by Mick McKormick January 22, 2007