Gross condition of Bad Breath and 'Shit-Teeth' caused from Rimming or Eating a Guys Ass, and NOT Brushing afterwards.
by Gregor Peebles January 3, 2006
The type of mouth you get after a night of heavy drinking and taking drugs in excess of number. It consists of a sticky velcro tongue (so sticky it could stick to a dogs bollock and you get a dog fart in your face), a dry cloggy throat that's 1mm wide, furry teeth and lips that have flaking peeling dry skin coming off. It also creates a mouth that is non-quenchable by any liquid, it even makes ice water taste like you're licking the inside of a dustbin.
Courtney: My ass mouth is making me wana slit my wrists and dance in my own blood, I wish I had some turboce.
Amber: I'm not suprised, you're breath smells like a decapitated corpse, have a polo.
Amber: I'm not suprised, you're breath smells like a decapitated corpse, have a polo.
by ***Amboce*** June 3, 2007
1. Extreme halitosis (bad breath).
2. A person who suffers from extreme halitosis, to the point where the only logical explanation for such bad breath from a human being is that he/she uses dog shit for toothpaste.
2. A person who suffers from extreme halitosis, to the point where the only logical explanation for such bad breath from a human being is that he/she uses dog shit for toothpaste.
Well, what do you expect, ass-mouth doesn't have time to brush his teeth because he's on the internet all the damn time.
by Kevin Howlett February 17, 2004
The wrinkles that unhappy old ladies have around their mouths. Often caused by smoking. And also being uptight.
by anncoulter June 8, 2011
Hey danny, did u have sex with that girl?
Danny... yep, in an order that might surprise u... Ass mouth vag.
Danny... yep, in an order that might surprise u... Ass mouth vag.
by RealDollParts February 13, 2017
You, a bitch ass recruit, has made the mistake of whispering to a drill instructor instead of ripping your throat apart trying to scream
by A-way J August 16, 2022
by gabb asdd March 3, 2009