one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.
1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.
2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!
2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!
by SAN2LAX March 9, 2005
Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.
by rolltide55 January 9, 2010
The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.
by JoeNJ2 February 27, 2011
The tendancy of one's ASS being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one's suposed to be doing.
by bigheaded5 October 27, 2007
by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022