Ass Lightning 

A sudden cramp of your sphincter muscle that feels like you just got hit by a bolt of lightning.

Johnny's sudden bout of ass lightning nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Ass Lightning by MonkeyClicker April 18, 2016

Asslighting 

When someone farts and tries to convince you it didn’t happen.

Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!

Asslighting by ooc is serious business August 22, 2018

Asslighting 

When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.

I know you left the logs in the toilet. Stop Asslighting me. I haven't taken a dump today.

Asslighting by Zack Morris Day October 7, 2020

Asslighting 

When you fart and deny that you have done so.

I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.

She asslighted him.

Asslighting by Jan Berry Fly March 15, 2021

Asslighting 

Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.

Don't let the Spanx fool you; it's all asslighting, bro.

Asslighting by Thicccheeks Nietzsche June 23, 2023

asslighting 

Pressuring a heterosexual male friend into trying anal play just to call him gay afterwards.

A: u told me i would be stiff if i didn't let her peg my ass
B: nah bro, ur gay now. we were just asslighting you

asslighting by PeterPenis123 September 20, 2020

AssLighting 

When you try to light your fart on fire and someone says it didn’t catch fire but it did.

I swore I saw a blue flame when I lit my fart on fire. Stop asslighting me saying I’m just seeing things. My butt hairs are singed and I know what I saw. It’s not funny making me think I’m crazy.

AssLighting by Musbdax August 25, 2021