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A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.
Raul got all ass hurt when Jimmy didn't return his text message right away.
#butt hurt #upset #sensitive #cry baby #hurt feelings #pouty #rejected #annoyed #angry
by country_girl40 December 15, 2010
A drink in which Bob Saget Hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach with your pajamas around your ankles.
Mary-Kate: Holy shit what happend to you last night?
Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.
Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt
#bob saget #fagot #roast #comedy central #butt rape #anal #rusty trombone
by conker1oo August 21, 2008
A type of alcoholic beverage...only instead of a hangover you wake up the next morning lying flat on your stomach with a horrible pain in your ass. This is due to the fact that someone has drugged your beverage and violated your anus
Bob Saget gave Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen a tasty Asshurt last night and they woke up feeling rather sore.
#ass #hurt #hangover #drunk #drink #alcohol #drugs #booze #anus #poo #bob #saget #mary kate #ashley #olsen #twins #lulz
by ChocolateMudpieDeluxe February 01, 2009
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