Someone who uses their rectum to
drip melted wax and fill the contents of, then cleverly placing a wick down the center to make it
work correctly, before it dries. Once
dry, producing the candle, for a
friend. Oftentimes, a pair of forceps would be recommended (for ass expansion assistance purposes). Please do not try this at
home and if you do, you have been WARNED: this
will burn the shit out of you,
literally!
IN A METAPHORIC SENSE:
This is the idea of one who makes ass candles for others. Simply put: it is something given to someone that The giver thinks it is of worth and the receiver finds
useless of repulsive; its not done in sarcasm nor humor alone, if humor is present, the humor would be accompanied by Spite or jealousy, often in comparison to the gifts conjured up by a narcissist and/or foe, or enemy, but not limited to. A shitty way of showing care toward someone they have reason to care about, yet they are either aware or unaware of how this idea comes across to the receiver. It is obviously not that somebody pours hot wax into the rectum but it is a way of calling somebody such, in order to properly describe them!
My aunt is so unpersonalized and careless it's not that she's cheap she has
money but she just doesn't give a shit about any of us, instead she kind of shits on us for
Christmas, she's such an assCandler.
Like anyone wants this!
