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6.
1. An annoying person that is as worthless as a hair on your ass.
2. A person below your level, just a hair on your ass.
Tommy McKnight is an Asshair.
by Rein April 22, 2003
 
1.
the hair on your ass, ladies all guys got it so get used to it
he had like major ass hair
by JDB February 12, 2003
 
2.
when your pubic hair trails off to finish around your asshole... gentlemen? all ladies have it.. get used to it. Dingleberries tend to take up residence here of you don't clean yourself regularily.
I shave my girlfriends asshole to rid her of all her ass hair once a week.
by db October 10, 2004
 
3.
hairs or pubes that appear on an asshole
your asshair yanked out and u sliped
by slapapig September 23, 2003
 
4.
Someone worse than an asshole, namely because an asshole serves an actual purpose, but an asshair smells just as bad and serves no useful purpose whatsoever.
John: Hey, that mark is an asshole
Frank:, No man, he's useless, he's an asshair.
by Daniel Beaton December 08, 2005
 
5.
The hair on one's ass.
Goddamn - i was naked when I sat on that fuzzy chair, and when I got up I ripped out all of my asshairs
by minguab January 31, 2007
 
7.
When someone's hair is parted down the middle, resembling an ass.
Hey look at Megan's hair! It's ass hair!
by MJA1234 January 29, 2011