Ass-fixyation

When you lay eyes upon an ass so grand you have trouble breathing.

Friend- "(wheeze).... dude...(cough)"

Me- "Holy shit man are you ok? "

Friend- " Look at that....(wheeze)....ass."

Me-" We need a medic, he's got ass-fixyation!"

Ass-fixyation by KungFuFlanda April 10, 2013

ass-fixiation

When one chokes to death on a bowl full of hot lunch.

Also, when one chokes to death on a bowl of tossed salad.

My man lover stepped up to the grub hole for a fresh, heaping pile of hot lunch and died from ass-fixiation.

ass-fixiation by Shlongwoodian May 27, 2004

assfixiated

having an ass so fine it takes someone's breath away

Hilda couldn't keep her boyfriend's eyes from wandering, so she got a Brazilian buttlift and assfixiated him.

assfixiated by mel-a-knee August 21, 2008

Assfixated 

Fixated on ass.

I have been assfixated all day!

Assfixated by Mikethedike1 June 19, 2017

assfixia 

Hemorrhoid operation.

Man, my butt itches all the time, I got to go into the hospital for assfixia.

assfixia by Guido1 September 26, 2011

assfixxiation 

The procedure made famous by kardashian sisters

Kim) hey chloe how did bruces assfixxiation procedure go

Chloe ) ok but now he looks more than ever like mom

assfixxiation by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017

Assfixiated

Getting smothered and asphyxiated by someone's ass.

She sat on my face and I nearly assfixiated -- it was one of the best days in the past year!

Assfixiated by Bad JDP January 15, 2023