completly shit ass driver 

Somebody who is so bad at driving not just a car but any vehicle with wheels (bike). Who should never have gotten there liscence because monkeys can drive better. Most people get the nickname of being a Gracie.

Oh my gosh she just hit a parked car and totaled her car she is a completly shit ass driver she must be a Gracie.

completly shit ass driver by Your mother's grandmas daughte April 30, 2019

Cab Driver's Ass 

Noun. Pathology.

1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.

2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.

Idiom.

A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.

rel.

Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome

"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."

Cab Driver's Ass by finalphoenix March 10, 2014

Swamp-ass drive 

a place where everyone on the street has swamp-ass.

i asked my girl if she wanted to come over and 6-9. she accepted and soon found she was at swamp-ass drive.

Swamp-ass drive by snaveelyk July 19, 2011

Cab Drivers Ass 

When one performs or lets loose what he/she thinks to be a fart, and turns out to be a little wet turd that is squishy and warm between the cheeks. If left unattended, this mush may become rather irritable, uncomfortable, and smelly. This always results in a mess and sometimes may soil one's undergarments. One may relate this occurrence to a real life cab drivers ass.

Dude, totally have to change my boxers I got cab drivers ass.

What in SAM hell is that smell, Brian you got cab drivers ass again?

Cab Drivers Ass by Milosivich January 17, 2009

Red diver ass muncher 

to eat out a vagina on its period for the main course then proceed to anus for a doo doo dessert.

dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.

Red diver ass muncher by rockstarrr April 13, 2008

drive by ass grab 

the most common form is when a guy walks by a girl, grabs her ass, and keeps walking.

for all you guys reading this DO NOT ever do this. you will never get laid, and girls will write you off as a horny asshole.

girl A: OMG! that fucking asshole just preformed a drive by ass grab on me!

girl B: what a dick! he probably plays video games in his grandma's basement all day

drive by ass grab by skytheshadowninja November 30, 2010

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass 

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.

Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass by vkwagz June 14, 2017