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1.
a particularly accomplished butt cowboy, also viceroy of enormous gay sect
you are an ass commander, all hail the revered ass commander
by viceroy greg August 18, 2008
 
2.
a total tool. an all around asshole
I'm glad my sister finally decided to divorce that guy. He was such an asscommander!
by Mr. Man and Patois February 10, 2011