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What you call a long sleeved shirt or pullover when you tie it around the waist such to hide the bottocks, cameltoe, etc.
Damn, girl, you need an ass cape 'foe ur ass raped.
by caddy wampus February 22, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A cape to cover or conceal ones butt.
Alicia Keys needed an Ass Cape to cover her super booty!!!!!!
by BigGooni February 15, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Friend: Jon have you been working out? Your ass looks ridiculous
Jon: Nope I turned my apron into an ass cape. I've already been laid 6 times in the last 9 minutes
by butt ticker January 13, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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1. A completely useless object

2. An idiotic person
1. Man 1: Hey guys! Check out this pet rock I found.

Man 2: Put that asscape away. No one cares.

2. Man 1: I can't believe I just spilled my drink while talking to that hot chick.

Man 2: Yeah. Smooth move asscape.
by Dub C. December 13, 2008
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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