1.) One who breaks into another's ass during the night.
2.) Penix
Someone broke into my home last night. My ass is pretty sore right now.
by brandon + darren September 17, 2003
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A donkey that breaks into buildings to steal valuables.
The city police arrested Donald Donkey last night. They say he's a serial ass burglar.
by Mr. Grey Crow March 9, 2017
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One who steals goods from another's ass.
The ass burglar just stole all my shit!

(pun intended)
by brandon + darren September 17, 2003
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A male who ass rapes another male with some type of trumpet or other instrument.
PMAN3418 around all of the marching band guys in the locker room.
by George Snuffalugus February 24, 2004
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1. A famous burglar from Kentucky who literally stole people's ass by cutting them off with his saw.

2. An other name for someone who is an asshole or a nerd and has a southern accent.
"Oh, I know Rob. That jackass is one Kentucky ass burglar.
by Sex Master 69 February 9, 2010
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