A person who rudely interrupts a conversation with random drivel about their opinion/personal life that is irrelevant/stupid. Something Theron doesn't do.
Theron: This meteor shower only happens like every eighty years or so.
John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent.
Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude!
Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.
by theronkillshobos August 02, 2008
One who eats from another's ass
Eat penguin shit, you ass belonker
by Blah December 07, 2003
actually, this is spelled assbelunker
Mr Brian J Gyrus, "bryguy", or Mr Gyrus
by CHP October 31, 2004

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