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One who eats from another's ass
Eat penguin shit, you ass belonker
by Blah December 07, 2003
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Mr Brian J Gyrus, "bryguy", or Mr Gyrus
by CHP October 31, 2004
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A person who rudely interrupts a conversation with random drivel about their opinion/personal life that is irrelevant/stupid. Something Theron doesn't do.
Theron: This meteor shower only happens like every eighty years or so.
John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent.
Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude!
Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.
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