An assbaby is a muthafucker that weren't born from no pussy......... noooooo sirreeee.... this homeboy was born out of some nasty crack ho's turd encrusted asshole. We all know a moe fugga like this. He runs off da mowf and is fulla shit about 99% of the time and pretty much embarrases you to be seen with his lame ass. Hes a full grown asshole now, but once upon a time he was born an assbaby.
(1) Joe: Yeah, man, Bildo called today. Fred: Oh yeah, whats did that assbaby want?

(2) She was grunting on the toilet.... her asshole was splitting with pain. This had to be the biggest shit she had ever took. With one final bloodcurdling scream , the unholy monster pushed its way past her gaping sphincter and went plop into the commode. She was half afraid to look, but she did, and was instantly horrified by what she beheld. It was an assbaby!!!! A perfectly formed head with a skeletor ugly face the end of a 9 inch turd with little arms and legs sticking out the sides. But just then, her natural motherly instinct took over and she showered the fresh assbaby with love and affection. She kissed it and carresed it and even tho it left brown smears on her cheek, she adored it with all her heart. She made up her mind on the spot. She would call it Bildo.

by Knucklehead Steve September 22, 2006
10 Words related to ass baby
Top Definition
1. A medical term used to describe a child that was conceived by anal sex and/or birthed through the anal cavity.

2. A human so hideous that only an ass could have produced such a thing.
Dora gave birth to a beautiful ass baby boy last night.

Carrot Top is an ass baby.
by JonD January 05, 2006
A very very large bowel movement
by Roderick October 16, 2003
When a couple is having anal sex, and sperm drips from the anal cavity to the vagina, impregnating the woman.
The ejaculate from John's then empty testicles dripped from Denise's anal cavity to her vaginal mound, thus impregnating her. She then gave birth to her beautiful ass baby, Clifton.
by willdbeast April 20, 2006
One who was conceived by their parents anal sex, a small amount of cum drips into their vagina therefore creating the ass baby. This ass baby is inherently terrible at anything and everything that they do.
-Oh wow look at Jebadiah he sucks at life.

-Yeah i know he is a total Ass Baby.
by Hauss Piece July 19, 2011
The offspring of a gay man who has been anally impregnated by his lover. Ass babies typically resemble demons and have razor sharp claws that cause much damage during the birth. They typically display hatred towards everyone and are very aggressive.The birthing process results in high fatality rates for the father, especially in low income families where the father cannot have the Ass Baby killed immediately post-birth.
Terrence gave birth to an Ass Baby last night in his one bedroom apartment while his boyfriend watched. They were both subsequently murdered.
by TheFoose June 16, 2010
A baby that was conceived in the ass hole. Usually by instruments of a strap-on, and most exclusively conceived by males.
That Ashe chick got me preggers... It's an assbaby...
by Ashegirl July 11, 2009
When a gay man fucks his best girl-friend so hard up the ass that is creats a small hole through which an egg can travel from the ovary to the rectum. Then when he ejaculates into her ass she becomes pregnant and nine months later a baby explodes out of her ass. It's an Ass-Baby
"Lindsey, your butt has gotten really big"
"yeah, it's russles Ass-Baby, it's gonna explode out any day now!"

Your Ass-baby is covered in shit!
by professor Quinta August 17, 2006

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