A) (NOU.) American slang for one's bottom.

B) (NOU.) A mule or donkey.

C) (ACR.) Acronym meaning "After School Shit". This referrs to the dump you take when you get home from school. Usually after eating something but before homework. For many people, this is the only crap they take during the cycle of weekdays.
A) JOHN: Hey let's go to the party and look at some ass!

JAMES: Oh yeah! Dibs on Tiffany!

B) JOHN: *smirks* Look at that ass.

JAMES: Eww, it's hairy!

C) JOHN: *tweeting* just got home from skool, gonna take an

ass.

JAMES: *tweeting* yeah me 2. just did a rly big 1, want a

photo?
by iDWiA739 October 12, 2011
Suffix. When added, accentuates the extreme of the word coming before.
Baracka-flocka flame's one hood-ass nigga.

I'm a rich-ass nigga.
by Baracka-Flocka-Flame December 07, 2010
something you sit on
girl: eww did you just fart?!?!
boy: no
*boy looks under cloth*
boy: no my ass just sat on it
girl: oooh thats still nasty
by iJERKimHiP July 20, 2010
Another word for booty
Another name for an ass.
Shake your booty tonight on the dance floor.
by zara irani April 13, 2009
An insignificant amount of something. The object in question is placed in the blank. Comes from the term ass change
Girl 1: I just ate a whole box of cookies!
Girl 2: How many cookies are in a box?
Girl 1: 10.. but they're big cookies!
Girl 2: That's it? That's ass-cookies!

Dude 1: I had to read so much for SOSC last night
Dude 2: How much?
Dude 1: 40 pages of Marx' Communist Manifesto
Dude 2: Thats it? Dude, that's ass-Marx.

Floridian: It's so cold outside!
Chicagoan: What's the temperature?
Floridian: 40 degrees with wind-chill
Chicagoan: That's not cold, that's ass-weather!
by Danny_bro_chill November 25, 2007
A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person...
He's such an ass, my gosh, you'd think he'd know that wasn't a toilet....
by Sasha July 23, 2003
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