A word describing someone with a serious lack of hygiene, a temporary disease of laziness associated with smelling like the shit-filled colon of a pregnant wildabeast with elephantitis of the anus i.e. A.S.S. : Absence of Shower Sydrome
Dude 1: I believe honestly that Ted has not taken a shower in 16 days.

Dude 2: Yeah, he told me not to say anything he went to the doctor and they diagnosed him with A.S.S.(ass)
Dude 1: Really I thought he was just a lazy smelly bastard
by krikeymynipple April 07, 2010
1. Literal:

— a. A donkey, a jackass.

— b. The posterior of a person or animal, particularly the buttocks.

2. A despicable person, an asshole.

— a. More specific, a stubborn or uncooperative person.

— b. More specific, an embarrassing person, one who has made a scene through clumsy, boorish, or stupid behavior, a jackass.

3. Used in lieu of pronouns, e.g. 'your ass' instead of 'you'; not usu. meant literally.

4. suffix to an adjective

— a. emphasizes the adjective, i.e. bigass

— b. n. a person who exhibits a given quality

5. Sex (see also booty)

— a. The anus and rectum, the asshole.

— b. Sexual activity, esp. coitus with a female.
1a. "Farmer Dean has three asses."
1b. "Why are you looking at pictures of a horse's ass?"
2./2a. "Why are you being such an ass about it?"
2b. "You're just making an ass of yourself now."
3. "Just get his ass to the club, he'll get some."
4a. "They pick up this bigass log, right, like they' helpin' somebody hop a fence and they try to flip that shit end over end. It's crazy."
4b. "He's not just a dumbass, he's a fatass, too."
5a. "You dumped a girl who was willing to lick your ass?"
5b. "With this ride, I'm bound to get some ass tonight."
by David Davids0n October 03, 2009
the best part of the body to fuck
damn....look at her round ass, i gotz ta fuck that, hmmm
by Andyhank August 18, 2005
What life is all about. Everything people do revolves around this.

You can cover an ass.
You can laugh an ass off.
You can kick ass.

You can kiss ass.
You can bust ass.
And you can get a piece of ass.

And everybody has one.
I went to the club with my friends to get some ass!
by R.A. Ideas March 05, 2011
This is how you would describe the WWE Superstar, Edge, after his recent heel turn.
Uggh that Edge is such an ass.
Correction, he IS Ass.
by Jorgey March 05, 2005
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