a person who is mentally retarded but thinks he/she is actually smart
Kofi is an ass but he thinks otherwise
by RfTlol February 24, 2010
A way Of acting which is not to be tolerated by any
Your mother is being ass
by RahJuliaTyler October 04, 2009
anti-shit simulator

a shit free, or drama free simulator aka your computer.
your computer provides a drama free situation with a press of a key.congrats.
you have a fine peice of ass.
i dont need Girlfriend drama, i have a fine peice of ass
by Computer_freak September 05, 2009
Superlative of "kick", which is a step up from "sick" (awesome).
1. That babe is ass (the best).

2. Marco Difazio is kick, but Sam Whatt is ass.

3. Where did you get that ass car?
by chamelian April 27, 2009
a place too hide your pot or illegal drugs, as long as the police don't do a cavity search
he man my ass is loaded, i should go smoke some ass dope
by shadowed-blood August 06, 2008
1. Acronym for Attention Seeking Shit.
2. Soft and fleshy area of the external anatomy.
3. An animal who resembles George Bush's chest.
Guy #1: 'Hey everyone, i can lick my back hair!'
Guy #2: 'A.s.s.'

Betty: 'What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord.?'
*silence*
Betty: 'My ass...'

Guy #1: 'So thats what George Bush's chest looks like... i feel sorry for his wife.'
by rawr; jason June 03, 2007
A person void of common sense.
People who drive slow in the fast lane.
by Gretchen March 21, 2003

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