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55.
An insignificant amount of something. The object in question is placed in the blank. Comes from the term ass change
Girl 1: I just ate a whole box of cookies!
Girl 2: How many cookies are in a box?
Girl 1: 10.. but they're big cookies!
Girl 2: That's it? That's ass-cookies!

Dude 1: I had to read so much for SOSC last night
Dude 2: How much?
Dude 1: 40 pages of Marx' Communist Manifesto
Dude 2: Thats it? Dude, that's ass-Marx.

Floridian: It's so cold outside!
Chicagoan: What's the temperature?
Floridian: 40 degrees with wind-chill
Chicagoan: That's not cold, that's ass-weather!
by Danny_bro_chill November 25, 2007
 
1.
ass
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003
 
2.
ass
A Place where courageous people do the nasty
by Anonymous December 07, 2002
 
3.
ass
something i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a hot girl.
-YOU JUST GRABBED MY ASS!
-oh, my bad
by Urban Dictionary March 17, 2005
 
4.
ass
Bender's most frequently uttered word.
Bite my shiny metal ass.
by dj gs68 May 13, 2003
 
5.
ass
1)n. A type of donkey or mule
2)n. a slang term to discribe the buttox
3)n. A stupid or foolish person
1) I rode my ass up the mountain.
2) I'll sake my ass in your face.
3) Stop being an ass!
by Anonymous June 14, 2003
 
6.
ass
1. Vulgar Slang/Noun. The buttocks or anus.

2. Vulgar Slang/Noun. A stupid, mean, or despicable person.

3. Vulgar Slang/Adj. Very or quite a bit of.

4. Vulgar Slang/Noun. An undesirable place of person.
1. Wow, Michel has a nice hot ass.

2. Man, Randy was such an ass today. He forgot to come to school.

3. Shit, that was a packed-ass club.

3 (2). Whoah, that's a big-ass monster.

4. Man, that place was the ass of the neighborhood.
by RBXfromdashow June 22, 2004
 
7.
ass
Used to describe a foul flavor or smell, though not directly comparing the offending taste/odor to ass itself, thus creating a "catch-all" category of troublesome sensory inputs.
"Man, this sandwich smells like ass!"
by Thousand June 08, 2004